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Rate My Cock

Aisling Rater

Hi there, darling

My name is Mrs. Aisling Rater. I’m actually married… But one of my favourite pastimes is rating different things. Upload a picture of your cock and I’ll give you my honest opinion :)

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Why Rate My Cock?

Men get their cocks rated for all sorts of reasons. Some are feeling curious and wonder if their dick is big enough or normal looking. Is it thick enough? Is it good enough to suck? Some think their dong is great and just want a second opinion. Others want to know if they should trim or go full bush.

Although many men want praise or reassurance, others have a humiliation kink and want their cock to be roasted instead.

Whatever your reason, Mrs. Aisling Rater’s Rate My Cock service is here to help with genuine and honest responses.

How Does It Work?

Dad cocks, British cocks, American cocks, uncut cocks, circumsized cocks, virgin cocks, I rate them all. Simply upload an unedited photo of your cock and I will tell you how well hung you are and give you some ideas about what you can do with your cock.

How To Take a Good Picture

  1. Try different angles. Often the easiest angle to take a picture won’t be the one that makes your cock look the best.
  2. Experiment with lighting. Light shapes the way others see you and the RIGHT lighting can define your best features, smooth out skin texture and create stunning natural highlights.
  3. Consider what else you want in the photos. Do you want to feature your balls or maybe the abs you’ve been working hard to get? These can add a lot to your pic!

Is My Privacy Protected?

Mrs. Aisling Rater maintains strict confidentiality of pictures uploaded to this platform. The pictures are encrypted and become inaccessible after the rating is completed, even to the account owner.

What Do Women Think About Your Cock?

Men who get their cocks rated often find that women rate their cocks as beyond average, majestic, perfect, beautiful, fierce, king size, thick and uncut, 9/10, and more. Women will also tell you if you should pull your foreskin back or not.

One way to find out what women think of yours is to submit your cock here. Simply upload a dick pic and see... And after you're done, you might want to indulge in some AI sex too!